Candy Canes

Having candy canes left over from Christmas sounded wonderful. That is until my blueberry candy cane became possessed. Now I fear it...

You should fear it to.

Help!

I just got trapped in the elevator! Maybe it was because I was to stupid to press a button when I got in, but that is debatable.

Roommate.com/BestThe

Ashley is the best roommate ever. She went downstairs for more caffine. Granted, she took the elevator down one floor....but still, she went. Oh, I think I should legally change my name to Chrissy Kate.
That is all.
For now.

Lowering the Bar, Raising the Curve

That's how I feel when I blog on here...

"don't be mad at me, you're like my best friend"

So I just decided that I need to find a he man freak to be Chrissy's bodyguard. We shall call him bodyguard. He will be there to find her keys when I am not around. Among other things... She loses a lot of stuff. He should also be first aid certified because she is bound to hurt herself at some point. Also he cannot be too pale, she likes the outside. I will be taking applications starting now at lovemyroommate@wanttobeabodyguard.fun

Name Calling

Giving up is not an option. QUITTING IS FOR LOSERS! AshLey has an L in it, Loser.

Eat My Dust Ashley

Ashley and I have a new dream. We're going to be stand up comedians. Screw our majors. Except, while we laugh ourselves out of our seats, we think that maybe we're not quite as funny to other people. For instance, Ginger isn't laughing...but then again, he doesn't have a soul. So.....Who knows? We think that it would be best to recruit a room full of people who are USED to laughing at us...and yes I say AT us, not WITH us, to judge whether or not we are funny and entertaining enough to support ourselves. So, this message goes out to all of the Nickies, Patricks, Jenns, Shelleys, Jons, Kims, and Amys that have ever laughed AT us. We need your help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlnlirzQrTs
"We Want YOU"

Uncalled For!

There is no need for tongue sticking. Just saying.

Love.com/roommates

Today was a Very Mary Kate marathon. Why, yes, our apartment was a funny place today.

I can't keep up anymore! I give up... I'll try again in a few minutes.