Saturday, January 21, 2012

Lowering the Bar, Raising the Curve

That's how I feel when I blog on here...

"don't be mad at me, you're like my best friend"

So I just decided that I need to find a he man freak to be Chrissy's bodyguard. We shall call him bodyguard. He will be there to find her keys when I am not around. Among other things... She loses a lot of stuff. He should also be first aid certified because she is bound to hurt herself at some point. Also he cannot be too pale, she likes the outside. I will be taking applications starting now at lovemyroommate@wanttobeabodyguard.fun