Lowering the Bar, Raising the Curve

That's how I feel when I blog on here...

"don't be mad at me, you're like my best friend"

So I just decided that I need to find a he man freak to be Chrissy's bodyguard. We shall call him bodyguard. He will be there to find her keys when I am not around. Among other things... She loses a lot of stuff. He should also be first aid certified because she is bound to hurt herself at some point. Also he cannot be too pale, she likes the outside. I will be taking applications starting now at lovemyroommate@wanttobeabodyguard.fun

Name Calling

Giving up is not an option. QUITTING IS FOR LOSERS! AshLey has an L in it, Loser.

Eat My Dust Ashley

Ashley and I have a new dream. We're going to be stand up comedians. Screw our majors. Except, while we laugh ourselves out of our seats, we think that maybe we're not quite as funny to other people. For instance, Ginger isn't laughing...but then again, he doesn't have a soul. So.....Who knows? We think that it would be best to recruit a room full of people who are USED to laughing at us...and yes I say AT us, not WITH us, to judge whether or not we are funny and entertaining enough to support ourselves. So, this message goes out to all of the Nickies, Patricks, Jenns, Shelleys, Jons, Kims, and Amys that have ever laughed AT us. We need your help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlnlirzQrTs
"We Want YOU"

Uncalled For!

There is no need for tongue sticking. Just saying.

Love.com/roommates

Today was a Very Mary Kate marathon. Why, yes, our apartment was a funny place today.

I can't keep up anymore! I give up... I'll try again in a few minutes.

And Brunettes are Brown?

That was the most random post ever. EVER Ashley Gordon...EVER. But atleast you blogged. I have to give you credit for that. I've noticed that if something pops into my head...I tend to say it. I wonder how much trouble that will get me in one of these days. I've managed to steer clear of the big T word so far. Hopefully I'll stay lucky.
I'm sitting duty right now with Ash and Andy...aka Ginger...and the sounds of people dying are coming from the lobby downstairs. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Atleast I won't have to write an incident report. Haha Andy...Ha. Ha.
Oh, and Ashley...

Do I have to?

Chrissy says I do have to... Blog that is. I'm honestly not sure how I feel about this running and colliding thing, sounds like it could be painful. Seems like it's worth a try, our souls were totally meant to be one. Plus then we will always know where our keys are. This might cause some issues with our men, but they'll figure out how to deal.

Gingers have red hair. The end.

Mmmm....Cheese Dip

Ok...I'm blogging. Ashley says I have to. She also says I can't just write one sentence.
I have officially started my student teaching...my last semester in college. I am loving it, my students and my cooperating teacher are so amazing and sweet. I am absolutely going to love teaching this class. However, I also have to face the realities of graduating this May. On the up side, I won't be living in Dahlonega anymore. On the down side, I don't know if I'll have a job, or insurance....and perhaps the worst negative of all.....I won't be living with Ashley anymore. Talk about DEPRESSING. I'm never going to be able to keep up with my keys.
Ashley and I went on a spontaneous roommate date today, which was amazing. We ended up at Pueblos, we talked for over an hour while we munched two baskets of chips and cheese dip. Our "deep, meaningful" conversation ended in us deciding that we share two parts of the same soul that must have been separated when we were born to different mothers. We've decided that if we run straight at eachother and collide that our souls will rejoin and we will become one person. The most epic, well-balanced person who ever walked the Earth (besides Jesus). Not to mention, we'd be one fine looking lady with a perfect hourglass figure.
Okay Ash, your turn.